n00b(s) trolling hits

In which I do pretty much whatever I want.

Text

martinfreeman:

i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive

(via magicalawesometastic)

Source: martinfreeman

Text

cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

SOMEBODY TELL ME.

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

Source: cocaine-cutie

Text

I’ll be visiting WPI for the next couple of days, so if any of you guys go there and/or live near there and want to possibly meet up, drop me a line! :D

batched:

batched:

I met this fantastic Anastasia cosplayer at the Elf Fantasy Fair and just had to photograph her. That dress! The pictures don’t do it justice.

Fun fact: This cosplayer is actually from Russia. When she told me, I almost died of perfection. She was by far my favourite cosplayer of the entire con.

And she was attending this year as well! Her name is Ariana Murzina. She looked stunning as always! C:

(via mervall)

Source: batched

  • Question: (Different anon) That sounds really awesome. It hits on the interesting subject, but in a different light. Very cool. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    D’aw, thank you!

    I’m hoping to get it published by the time I graduate, so I hope you’ll read it then! :D

(via dutchster)

Source: fruitsofapathy

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

(via dracoyoulittlepoofer)

Source: 4gifs

free-batch-lover:

kyliesparks27:

pjcalamity:

landscapesclothesandfootball:

doctorcakeray:

fannishminded:

harry2016:

HOLY TRINITY 

MULTIPLE people I am following are asking what these are, why we call them holy when only one has a hole. If they are made by the same company, and what is with us praising these.

I weep for you people, from other countries. WEEP.

Aussies may have Tim Tams.

EU may have Kinder and All sorts of fantastic biscuits.

USA? Has GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

Not only are these things SINFULLY good, they are only sold for a bit over 1 month of the year, depending on region, that month of the year changes.

That middle one is Chocolate, Caramel Coconut. The left one is Peanut Butter, chocolate and sex on a stick aka crumbly cookie/biscuit.

You can eat em straight from the box, but pros? Pros eat these bad boys frozen.

And thin mints, man. that right one? THIN MINTS. You may have heard of these. Chocolate biscuit infused with mint essence coated in dark chocolate.

Yeah.

Those thin mints.

The Thin Mints for which every grown ass American on a Medical Diet cries for when they see a girlscout.

The Thin Mints with 1000 copycats, and not a one of them successful.

The reason we eat them frozen is that we buy as many boxes of thin mints as we possibly can during that short sale period, and then store them for the dark months, like proud American squirrels.

PROUD AMERICAN SQUIRRELS.

AMERICAN SQUIRRELS REPRESENT

This is the greatest explanation of Girl Scout cookies I’ve ever seen

As a lifelong Girl Scout I fully approve of this post.

Am Girl Scout can confirm.

(via theassoftheangels)

Source: hotsenator

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

(via whywouldhewanttokillyouinpublic)

Source: lowbutt

tittiesjpg:

differentreality:

Tumblr

all white sjws

tittiesjpg:

differentreality:

Tumblr

all white sjws

(via thisisminorityprivilege)

Source: madeupmonkeyshit

Text

slutstylz:

yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic

(via magicalawesometastic)

Source: harryedwrads

Text

echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

(via imthomasjefferson)

Source: mukuroikusabaka

believeinrecovery:

A little table to how to get rid of all that negative self-talk. We have to learn look at the good in situations too, instead of dwelling on things we can’t change- because you know what? We may not be able to change what is happening but we CAN change how we view it! 

(via totallynotbarrett)

Source: believeinrecovery

  • Question: What's your book about? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    It’s an epistolary novel told through the journal of a kid who doesn’t talk. He could if he wanted to, but he chooses not to.

    It’s also sort of a mystery because when someone writes a journal, they don’t write down every single detail that happened. They just write down the main points because rereading that journal will trigger the details in their own minds. So anyone else who reads that journal won’t really get a whole picture of what happened. And since it’s told in journal format, you, the reader, have to try to figure out what that actually is.

    I’ve gotten about 48,000 words written, but not all of those are in order yet. A lot of them are stray lines that I haven’t gotten around to incorporating into entries. But like I said, I just broke 100 consecutive pages, and I also have around twenty pages of complete entries that don’t have any connecting entries yet.

    It really does mean a lot that you want to know about it. This book is really important to me, and I feel like people just kind of want me to shut up when I get started talking about it, haha. So it’s nice to see that you’re interested! :D

  • Dentist: *simultaneously puts ten deadly sharp metal instruments in your mouth*
  • Dentist: It's a metaphor, see.

free counters