n00b(s) trolling hits

In which I do pretty much whatever I want.

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fartgallery:

"If anyone has any reason why these two should not be wed, please speak now." the baker stands up. he has never met the bride or groom but he must stop this wedding before anyone finds out that the cake is just some couch cushions covered in icing

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tourmaline2:

A dress designed to change color in the rain, thanks to dye sewn into 
the seams. Created by Sean Kelly, Modeled by Angelica Guillen-Jimenez

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tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

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eachothersthroats:

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

!!

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organicandhappy:

starry-eyed-wolfchild:

Bee Hotels for Solitary Bees

You may be wondering what bees need a hotel for, when they make their own hives. The truth is that many species of bees are solitary – the do not live in hives but instead construct their own nest. The main reason for this is because in these species every female is fertile and this would not make for comfortable communal living in a hive.

Lol cute fuzzy bee in bee hotel

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deep-dark-fears:

An anonymous fear submitted to deep dark fears.

deep-dark-fears:

An anonymous fear submitted to deep dark fears.

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

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tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

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outofcontextdnd:

In a Call of Cthulhu game, while checking a grave to make sure that the person who was supposed to be in it still was.

"It’s not grave robbing if we don’t take anything. It’s grave browsing."

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outofcontextdnd:

DM: “You see a large pool of water, but its murkiness and the darkness of the cavern makes it impossible to tell the depth.”

Cleric: “I know! I throw my torch into the water.”

DM: “… The cleric with 7 Int throws your only light source into the water, where it immediately extinguishes and the wooden torch floats on the surface.”

Cleric: “It’s okay guys! See? It’s only a few inches deep!”

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kalliopetanith:

gollums-new-best-friend:

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

Van Gogh thought that too

That is really, really inspiring, actually.

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When people appropriate a different culture it really bothers me because it’s like they’re essentially saying that all of the struggles and fights and bloodshed to make those parts of somebody’s culture okay don’t matter. They’re just along for the ride, and they can always go back to being themselves after they’ve had their fun. And not everyone has that option.

So no, you don’t get to show up fifteen minutes late with Starbucks, not to this.

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