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In which I do pretty much whatever I want.

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echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

(via imthomasjefferson)

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believeinrecovery:

A little table to how to get rid of all that negative self-talk. We have to learn look at the good in situations too, instead of dwelling on things we can’t change- because you know what? We may not be able to change what is happening but we CAN change how we view it! 

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Source: believeinrecovery

  • Question: What's your book about? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    It’s an epistolary novel told through the journal of a kid who doesn’t talk. He could if he wanted to, but he chooses not to.

    It’s also sort of a mystery because when someone writes a journal, they don’t write down every single detail that happened. They just write down the main points because rereading that journal will trigger the details in their own minds. So anyone else who reads that journal won’t really get a whole picture of what happened. And since it’s told in journal format, you, the reader, have to try to figure out what that actually is.

    I’ve gotten about 48,000 words written, but not all of those are in order yet. A lot of them are stray lines that I haven’t gotten around to incorporating into entries. But like I said, I just broke 100 consecutive pages, and I also have around twenty pages of complete entries that don’t have any connecting entries yet.

    It really does mean a lot that you want to know about it. This book is really important to me, and I feel like people just kind of want me to shut up when I get started talking about it, haha. So it’s nice to see that you’re interested! :D

  • Dentist: *simultaneously puts ten deadly sharp metal instruments in your mouth*
  • Dentist: It's a metaphor, see.

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a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

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sextinginchnrch:

when I delete this will be my final post

sextinginchnrch:

when I delete this will be my final post

(via magicalawesometastic)

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I broke a hundred consecutive pages on my book last week! :D

(via pocket-m0nsters)

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biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL


I DON’T GET IT????

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

I DON’T GET IT????

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Source: stunningpicture

amayakimikohime:

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful

Signal boost the shit out of this. 38k notes is not enough!

amayakimikohime:

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

reblogging bc this seems really useful

Signal boost the shit out of this. 38k notes is not enough!

(via somequeershit)

Source: classysassyrepublican

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My parents didn’t make me lunch, and since it’s spring break, I was left to fend for myself.

This means I’m eating half cooked macaroni interspersed with leftover cheese and a glob of butter.

lieutenantbites:

thank you science

lieutenantbites:

thank you science

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